You thought Spring Break would be warm because it was in the 80’s in December? Yeah, that’s not how it works here in Texas. Here’s to hoping everyone left town for warmer climates this week and if you didn’t, let this be a lesson to you. And yes, we secretly love the times when the entire town up and leaves so we get the run of the place. It’s these times that make Murder-Kroger almost bearable at 6:30 AM. As always, hashtag your Instagrams so you’ll be featured in our best blog post of all time on Monday, What We Did.

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Wednesday, March 15
Sssslitherin’ Snakes | Ray Roberts Lake State Park Isle du Bois | 10 AM – 11 AM
The wildlife wranglers at Ray Roberts Park will be offering a program of... AAARRRGGGHHH!!! WTF?!? NopeNopeNopeNope.... 

Thursday, March 16
Dr Sketchy’s Denton | Greater Denton Arts Council | 6 PM – 8 PM
If you like to drink and draw, then Dr. Sketchy's is right up your alley! Its cheesecake this month, but here's to hoping for a Conan-theme night soon.

Friday, March 17
Shamrock Comedy Show | Back Yard On Bell | 8 PM – 11 PM
It’s no secret we're fans of the booming comedy scene in Lil' D, and this chance to laugh into green beer has the bonus of Levi Cobb & The Big Smoke closing out the evening. 

St. Patty’s Day Show with Tall Grass | Midway Craft House | 9 PM – 11 PM
Saint Patrick's Day with a Bluegrass collective and craft beers? Color us green with intrigued... 

St. Patrick’s Day Buffet & County Rexford Concert | The Abbey Underground | 4:30 PM – 8:30 PM
Saint Patrick himself will ascend from Heaven to punch you in the regrets if you miss this special Irish Buffet accompanied by the jig-dance-inducing tunes of Country Rexford! 

Saturday, March 18
BBQ Pit Master Class with Bet The House & Armadillo Ale Works | Lone Star Taps & Caps | 11 AM – 2 PM
Gill Season is upon us and we know you want to impress your friends with your handiwork on a brisket, right? Join us (literally) as we eat, drink and learn our way through the minds of the Pit Masters of Bet The House BBQ. All the meat sweats, all the meat comas, all the time.

The Luck Of The Monk | Bearded Monk | 6 PM
No need to drink crap green beer when St. Paddy's at The Bearded Monk has featured IPAs and those Nice Dudes Servicing Craft will be live-printing some awesome tees to Instagram. 

Denton Girl Scouts Celebrates 100 Years | Denton County Historical Park | 10 AM – 2 PM
The Girl Scouts in Denton County celebrate their 100th anniversary on Saturday and, since we've written about Ms. Beulah Harris, we know there's gonna be some amazing fun stories shared! Please tell us there will be Girl Scout Cookies?!? Of course, we profiled the uppity Madame Harris back in the day. 

Spring Organic Gardening with Rachel Weaver | Denton Clear Creek Natural Heritage Center | 10 AM – 12 PM
If you're already thinking about garden improvements, time to hit up some experts to do it up right! 

Kelsey Waldon and special guest Cory Coleman | Dan’s Silver Leaf | 8 PM – 12 AM
Rolling Stone likened her sound to "Tammy Wynette on a trip to Whiskeytown, as unafraid of heavy twang and spitfire pedal steel as coffeehouse confessionals," so WDDI bets Denton is gonna love this weekend show at Dan's.

Sunday, March 19
Backyard Market (2-Year Anniversary) | East Side Social Club | 2 PM – 6 PM
The Arts & Craft Beer Backyard Market is quickly becoming the première place to sample the creative artistic coolness that Denton offers, so this is a don't-miss Sunday / Funday event!