Google searches for "how to move to Canada" after Donald Trump's win of the electoral college last week skyrocketed. Trump's win has many Americans wanting to escape to the land of maple syrup, Mounties, snow, and Justin Trudeau. Heck, some others are asking Elon Musk to take 'em to Mars. But you know what? They shouldn't. Those people should just move to Denton. Sure, we have our own fair share of difficulties, but we have a pretty damned good time down here. Read on to find out the top ten reasons why people looking for change should pack up and move on down to Denton, TX in lieu of the Great White North.